My hair is obviously out of control.
I haven’t had a haircut in over a month and a half.
I’m growing it out. This is, in fact, the longest it’s ever been.
Maybe it won’t be as awful long as it’s been short for the past 29 years.

Obviously retarded.
Pardon me mountain man, but do you have any grey poupon ? You should’ve grown your hair out when you were in Washington. It would’ve made “some people” jealous.
I’m telling you rock the long hair! It works.